You don't know who I am? (How is it possible?) I'm the US of A, the most wonderful nation of all; from fighting for my Independence from a potty-mouthed tyrant to becoming the most powerful nation in the world, I am, clearly, the strongest and smartest, the visionary, the revolutionary and above all - the hero!
America~san!! Please allow me to apologize in advance for this! Serbia~sama made me his prisoner and then his maid. He put me in this maid's outfit and is forcing me to dump all the rubbish from his front lawn onto yours!! I am so sorry!! *dumps the rubbish pile on your lawn and then begins to run away with tears in eyes*
*Tears fill eyes* R-Russia~sama!! P-please don't drop me! I-I'm s-sorry!! But I don't like it w-when people throw rocks at people's houses. *Tears fall down cheeks*